LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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