Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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