There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
the condom got lost in my hair
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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