he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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