Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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