i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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