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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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