absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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