I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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