i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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