bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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