She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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