Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
She needs sedatives and a leash
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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