Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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