who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
What drink are we having for lunch?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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