You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize