Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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