i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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