unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I have post one night stand depression
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