that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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I need a burrito and a hug.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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