Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Alive.
So much puke
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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