I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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