You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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