Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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