And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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