so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Dick very happy bro
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