Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This gyro tastes like lonliness
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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