Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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