just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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