my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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