so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My feet surprised me
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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