Swine flu. Run for my life!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
