Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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