Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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