I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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