The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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