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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.

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• (+33): View more from France

  He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I need a genital shamwow being this wet.

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• (530): View more from California

  She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.

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• (858): View more from California

  Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We can get drunk and battle coyotes

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.

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