Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(563): View more from Iowa

The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't remember. Are we still dating?

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.

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(317): View more from Indiana

So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it

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(563): View more from Iowa

Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.

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(941): View more from Florida

He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

How's Vegas?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.

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