Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations

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(813): View more from Florida

thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not

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(314): View more from Missouri

He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes

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(910): View more from North Carolina

She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.

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