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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".

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• (650): View more from California

  barbara walters just said penis...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!

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  a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.

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  That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."

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• (435): View more from Utah

  it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either

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• (716): View more from New York

  she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.

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