so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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