Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
barbara walters just said penis...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.