Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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