Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Just invented taco cereal.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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