gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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