I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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