Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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