we're blogging at a bar
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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