i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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