Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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