You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i would one night stand the shit outta him
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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