Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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