you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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