Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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