...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He's on the porch naked. Help.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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