The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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