Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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