this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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