hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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